I speak Viesa as if it were a real language, but it simply is not. I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. How silly! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But I no longer want to talk about it. But hey, as long as it's long! But I had somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. What goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want Subway"? "Because I didn't used to", she says. Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. You know what's weird? A cipher of English being a universal language? And this one. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Great bit of legislative sleuthing by Danny Shaw and Andrew Rabinowitz at OpenCongress. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. Floccinaucinihilipilification. It's pretty fun and easy! My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. No idea. But enough about my descent into insanity for now. Sort of. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! It just feels so futuristic! No idea. For real this time. Each wall contains three shelves. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet again! She found one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I don't know. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. That seems kind of unlikely though. I'm also not very good at French. It’s great. level 1. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. I also added WACKY GRAMMAR STUFF and PRONOUNS! I'm getting so much nostalgia from this website. At least I'll have this section saved. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only been working on it for an hour. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. This record is measured by the number of words in a text successfully recalled in sequence. How crazy! Not as annoying as I previously described. Sample sheet to find the longest string in column. Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. I haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes recently. I'm so funny, right? Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. I've been using nothing but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. You know what my favorite color combination is? Oh wow, it is! You know, the Shrek song? I used to watch a livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. I like this song. I think I'm gonna go for now. Oh well. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, many DVD players had this screensaver where it was a DVD logo bouncing around the screen. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. I think I'm gonna go again. I think I can manage one month of writing this. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. "It'll" is too boring. Wait, what goal should I set? I asked her what I should write about (because I have zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. Did you understand that? This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest is currently over 3,500,000 words, making it almost three times as long as Marcel Proust's seven-volume À la recherche du temps perdu , six times as long as Infinite Jest , and thirteen times as long as Ulysses . Because it'll probably bore you to death. In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel, which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! It holds two Guinness World Records. She's eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. You might not know one or both of those songs. libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. Eventually, the user turns off the computer enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. She types everything with one hand. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. Subject. 67% Upvoted. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! People are still spamming nothing but “bo” there. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Nobody, that's who. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I’m a bit excited, because I’ll have significant memories from more than just one decade! Anyways, goodnight. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. I very rarely talk about anything else. I've got 1,500 to go. And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! There, I deleted it. That's why I don't usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading right now. Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Try and translate that! Why? longest possible text for discord-2k of the longest characters-works best on pc/laptop Sorry about my sister. I remember the days of 2012-13. Also, I was in a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? It's mac and cheese! Now I had two water bottles. There, I turned it off. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! But what if we ignore the 4 month gap, which was from March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days. And most of all, they let you capitalize words like This. It was a very strange server. Oh well. It's a word I can't live without. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. save. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. Select HTML output from the box bellow. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. 2 years ago. She thinks she's epic because of it. I’m just gonna generate a random word and try to talk about it. This is a list of video games with the longest scripts, referring to the amount of text/dialogue contained in a game. You know what else is said a hundred something times (in this LTE)? Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. Sad, right? At that time I had two little electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and for letters. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it in this text. That decade brought be a lot of memories. for database writes. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. It's like I lost all my creativity after four months. I have put many things into this text. Well, not really "daily", but whatever. Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. The original FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and Hermnerps was started the same year. Archived. For now, at least. I don't think I'll ever make it there. I guess you’ll just have to figure it out yourself. We know that the grep command can match a pattern using the regex in a text file.If we know the longest line length as MAX_LEN, all longest lines should match the ERE pattern “^.{MAX_LEN}$“.. Colloquial. Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didn’t know much about it until this time. So here it is! Still, I don't know why she's doing that. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text. My sister is still playing annoying songs. I've already written more today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good sign. It might take a while for her LTE to get to this level. More posts from the Oof community. I remember thinking it was a fun word even back then. This thread is archived. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. Also, LEARN VIESA! I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. By the way, if you're wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate videos. It's an amazing song. (Note: 160 * 7 = 140 * 8 ) Here is the GSM 7-bit alphabet as defined in ETSI GSM 03.38. I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. A computer study of over a million samples of normal English prose found that the longest word one is likely to encounter on an everyday basis is uncharacteristically, at 20 letters. Waffles is a funny word. hide. So I think we're good. My sister's LTE webpage has text now! I'm just gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I'm about to change that forever. Well, she has her LTE page open, but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Hello again. Oh, and there was Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is becoming a recurring theme in my dreams. The word is "various". I knew I was going to regret it later, in the same way I regret writing all that stuff about furries. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. She also eats her own boogers. But anyways, here's a fun fact about this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage, the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this LTE, and they both refer to my dad. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else. At least I make them at all. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. It's not a very accurate measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the day without saying goodnight. Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! If you try and browse the library yourself though, you probably won’t find much more than total gibberish. That means you can learn it very quickly. The wall hits used to be in the hundred-thousands, now it's at over two and a half million! I'm such a liar! This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I only make English codes and call them "conlangs". Maybe? I need to find something different to talk about. Hi, I’m back. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. That's much better. I will never understand her. Someone came up with it before I did. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. Yup, I was right. Here’s a fun game: I will open up a random page from a book, and tell you the first word I see. Prepare Youself. Surely you wouldn't want that to happen. Isn't that insane? Keymash is just effortless. I'll try not to do that from here on out. That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. See if you can understand it! Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. At this point, everything I've written today is longer than what can fit on the screen at once. I'm so random right now. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. One way to solve the problem is to combine the wc and grep commands. Goodbye. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know some amount about lingusitics, so you have been warned. But let's get back to finding something different to talk about. I've got 4,000 to go. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! I should go now. I'm gonna try and get 10,000 characters. It should have ended months ago, if you ask me. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I'm gonna go now. 42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. Somewhat? Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! March 2, 2012. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I didn't, and now I regret it. Now she's having hot chocolate. But right now, it's not very long. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! best. Hello, everyone! It is now July 10, 2019. First of all, she's hypocritical because she always listens to the same songs on repeat. I FOUND IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND! It had a good run though. Sort of. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I don't remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? In case you're not the type of person who knows what GoAnimate is... hoo boy. Hey again. Bye! It's pretty annoying. In the example shown, the formula in F6 is: { = INDEX(names,MATCH(MAX(LEN(names)),LEN(names),0))} She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. I play that song all the time around my sister! I would not want that to happen. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com? I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. I would’ve deleted it, but nah, I didn’t feel like it. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I mean, I did put some cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. 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